The Muppet Script 2025

Colton Dunn Rowlf the Dog / Balloon Vendor Mark Gagliardi Statler / Mad Man Mooney Hal Lublin Waldorf / Ice Cream Vendor Zach Reino Dr. Teeth / El Sleezo Owner Jessica McKenna Floyd Pepper / El Sleezo Patron Dana Wickens Animal Janet Varney Janice Brett Morris Zoot Kimia Behpoornia Camilla the Chicken / El Sleezo Tough Alex Song-Xia Robin the Frog / El Sleezo Waiter Ross Bryant Scooter / Professor Krassman Sam Reich Sam Eagle / Fair Emcee / Lew Lord Katie Marovitch Beaker / Insolent Waiter Nina Concepción Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Bernie the Agent Anna Garcia Sweetums Ruha Taslimi Lew Zealand / El Sleezo Waitress Lyndsey Frank Crazy Harry / Snake Walker Elaine Carroll The Swedish Chef Oscar Montoya Doglion / Miss Tracy Lucas Ross Self - Banjo Supervision Anna Rajo Self - Narrator Abigail Remaley Self - Narrator Matt Wilkie Studio Guard / El Sleezo Sailor / Big Bird / Edgar Bergen / Charlie McCarthy Scott Passarella Self - Pianist Jim Henson Self (archive footage) Frank Oz Self (archive footage) Jerry Juhl Self (archive footage) Don Sahlin Self (archive footage)