Duck! The Carbine High Massacre 1999

Mikey Ovum Spam Jock Ryan Trimmer Benchpress Kendall 'Shorty' Ward Afro-American Marie Mazur Song Girl Mike Ronor Goth Boy Liz Bathory Goth Girl Michael Lema No Info Boy Jacqueline D'angelo 911 Dispatcher Michelle Chard 911 Girl Beef Hunkster Teacher Michael L. Raso Young Derwin / The Police Chief Stephen Harris The Fathers Pamela Anne The Mothers Larry Wellman The Principal Pete Floris Internet Teacher Murtal Murtz School Announcer Pete Jacelone The Janitor Thomas Linden The Gun Man Hernandez The Gun Mans Assistant Minty Hansen Cafeteria Lady John James Bible Boy Martina Solej Screaming Girl Lora Lane Newscaster Nathan Lanman Cameraman Carl Pitt Policeman Mick Leo Swat Answering Machine Michael Lione Teenage Boy #1 Patrick Henderson Teenage Boy #2 Michael J Scillia Surviving Jock #1 Kyle Lee Laferrière Surviving Jock #2 Justine Rose Girl John Link Scientist Bob Gonzo Entrepreneur John Bacchus The Preacher John Paul Fedele G.U.N. Association Representative

Joey Smack Writer Pete Jacelone Producer Pete Jacelone Writer