Die nackte Kanone 33⅓ 1994

Anna Nicole Smith Tanya Ellen Greene Louise Ed Williams Ted Raye Birk Papshmir Matt Roe Clayton Wylie Small Defense Attorney Sharon Cornell Stenographer Earl Boen Dr. Eisendrath Jeff Wright Store Manager Lorali Hart Melon Lady Mallory Sandler Grocery Mother K.L. Segal Purse Woman Brad Lockerman Jason Rosalind Allen Bobbi Charlotte Zucker Nurse Lois de Banzie Dr. Kohlzak Doris Belack Dr. Roberts Nigel Gibbs Carjacker Andre Rosey Brown Corridor Guard Randall "Tex" Cobb Big Hairy Con Ann B. Davis Ann B. Davis Alex Zimmerman Mess Hall Convict Marc Alaimo Trucker Tom Finnegan Priest Hammam Shafie Cabbie Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter Cabbie Danny Daniels Cabbie Joe Grifasi Director Vanna White Vanna White 'Weird Al' Yankovic 'Weird Al' Yankovic Rick Scarry Security Guard Mary Lou Retton Mary Lou Retton James R. Scribner Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man Lou Felder Presenter Chrissy Bocchino Mother Theresa Pia Zadora Pia Zadora Joe D'Angerio Security Guard Gary Cooper Cop Christopher J. Keene Cop Joe Flood Cop Scott Evers Umpire Paul A. Hutton Doctor Burton Zucker Clinic Patient Susan Breslau Train Lady #1 Erin MacArthur Train Lady #2 Marcy Goldman Train Lady #3 David Zucker Teleprompter Guy Robert K. Weiss Tuba Player Peter Segal Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew' Robert LoCash Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew' William Kerr Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew' Jolie Chain Producer's Wife Wendy Hogan Producer's Wife Jeri Caldwell Producer's Wife Michael Ewing Assistant Director David Malloy Maalox Boy Vanessa Sandin Gabriella Julie Strain Dominatrix Andrew Craig Bryce Porterhouse Guard David Fresco Lifetime Award Recipient Bill Erwin Conductor Adam Hasart Frank Jr. John Capodice Mr. Big Glen Chin Sumo Wrestler Philip Yamaguchi Sumo Wrestler Florence Henderson Florence Henderson Tim Bohn Waldo Timothy Watters President Clinton Eugene Greytak Pope Aaron Seville Cop Blane Savage Dancer Michael Chambers Dancer T.C. Diamond Dancer Brett Heine Dancer Jerald Vincent Dancer Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward Dancer Brian Wightman Dancer Bryan Anthony Dancer Paul Feig Oscar Audience Member Joel Madison Oscar Audience Member Steve Pepoon Oscar Audience Member Scott Herriott Oscar Audience Member Edward Weber Oscar Audience Member Adrienne Parsons Mercedes Lady Robert J. Elisberg Taxi Driver Elisa Gabrielli Mourner Taran Killam Boy of Geriatric Park Marianne Davis Girl of Geriatric Park Bill Zuckert Old Man Nikki Segal Screaming Supermarket Baby James Earl Jones James Earl Jones (uncredited) Raquel Welch Raquel Welch (uncredited) Shannen Doherty Shannen Doherty (uncredited) Elliott Gould Elliott Gould (uncredited) Mariel Hemingway Mariel Hemingway (uncredited) R. Lee Ermey Prison Guard (uncredited) Thomas Rosales Jr. Prisoner #2 (uncredited) Morgan Fairchild Morgan Fairchild (uncredited) Bruce A. Young Tyrone (uncredited) Olympia Dukakis Olympia Dukakis (uncredited) Symba Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited) Heather Hewitt Academy Awards Guest (uncredited) Susan McNabb Academy Awards Guest (uncredited) Françoise Ruggieri Academy Awards Guest (uncredited) George Sasaki Oscar Audience Member (uncredited) Gary Cooper Cop

Robert K. Weiss Producer Robert M. Stevens Director of Photography Ira Newborn Original Music Composer Jerry Zucker Executive Producer David Zucker Producer James R. Symons Editor