The Essentials 2013

John Sindoni Maurice John-Pat Nagle Chuck Brendan Nagle The Squirrel Paul Nagle Marcus T.M. Dugan President Connor Chuck Valente Tough Bodyguard Jeff Miller Crazy Bodyguard Ron Dufort Bill Steve Chatterton Police Capitan Jared Rene Escort Officer Michael Boehm Desk Officer John Nicholson News Anchor Donald O'Brien Conference Reporter Veronica Rohrmoser Washington Reporter Bruce Lyon Garson the Butler Joe Santiago Thug Leader Earl Baker Counter Thug Justin Daukontas Brawling Thug Kelly Daukontas Pregnant Woman Nicole Johnson Blonde Cashier Emily Reardon Brunette Cashier Les Kaszuba Tuxedo Outfitter Jim Smith Bartender Birgitta Siegel Maurice's Friend Curt Sawyer Karate Master Mark Sindoni Waiter Ellen Schott Cooking Show Host Cody Connor Serious Police Officer Jeremy Calkins Goofy Police Officer Adrien Buck 1St Niagara Officer Dave Rowntree 2Nd Niagara Officer Josh Jacobsen Canadian Bodyguard Nestar Peralta Garden Bodyguard Spencer Jason Hallway Bodyguard Chuck Lamb Conference Leader Ryan Jorrey CIA Agent Natalie Nagle Nurse Ian Nagle Little Kid